i am kind of sad ok


this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive
Do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away
Let people call you crazy for the choices that you make
Climb limits past the limits
Jump in front of trains all day

And stay alive
Just stay alive

~The Mountain Goats, “Amy a.k.a. Spent Gladiator 1” (via hannahthewordshaker)

I have to get some sleep but I finally got around to figuring out my pictures and will be posting them all throughout tomorrow 
till then enjoy this selfie :)

Lookit this sexy beast of a troll.


I have to get some sleep but I finally got around to figuring out my pictures and will be posting them all throughout tomorrow 

till then enjoy this selfie :)

Lookit this sexy beast of a troll.


ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers


Suits | Mens fashion | Street style @


Suits | Mens fashion | Street style @




Roger Rabbits special effects still fucking hold up by todays standards AND looks better than most films that come out NOW it was that ahead of its time

I’m still amazed that Hoskins had that little to work with. Everything about this video is awesome.

This made my day.



Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset



Attack on Titan pictures from ASTL!

This fandom, I swear to god.

Hanji: rnikechampa

Levi (tan shirt): infra-pristine

Cleaning Levi: empty-bird-sounds

Jean: lookingglass-to-the-past

Eren: hunt-unseen

(Photos with me in them were taken by my lovely assistant/boyfriend/bagholder Brian— spookymoveslikejaeger or Ashton, whose tumblr I don’t have right now.)

OMG! I’m the sasha with the connie/shingekinostriders !


You guys are awesome!




him and christa get into subtle compassion contests where they try to out-nice each other. and i’ve made posts about this a few times but like. marco and christa being thinly veiled hatefriends means worlds 2 me. like 5 points for getting thanked. 10 points for every friend you make. 15 points if they offer to return the favor someday and you reject it 

The Chainsmokers - #Selfie
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#Selfie || The Chainsmokers






Yoga for hip openers

hello friends! ever since these photos of me started making the rounds on tumblr, the most common question i get asked is “what are hip openers?” so i thought i would make my next guide focused on that. hip openers are poses that help to loosen the muscles that connect to the hip joints. remember that these muscles are often very tight and be careful not to overstretch yourself. loosening the hips happens very very gradually. incorporating some of these poses into your yoga practice can help to achieve both front and side splits!

ps. i tried to put these in a coherent order so that you can flow through them with one leg, then go back and repeat the flow using the opposite leg! 

  • standing wide-legged forward fold - put your feet wider than shoulder width and bend forward while keeping the back as straight and flat as possible. you should feel the stretch in your hamstrings - hold for a few breaths, then rotate around to downward facing dog.
  • lizard pose - start in downward facing dog and raise one leg up behind you, then swing it through to place your foot next to your hand, on the outside. keep your front knee at a 90 degree angle and sink into a deep lunge, with your back knee on the floor and leg extended. you’ll feel this one in your back leg’s hip flexor (along your hip crease) and also deep in your front leg’s hip joint. 
  • pigeon pose - from lizard pose, move your hand to the outside of your front foot, keep the knee bent, and pull your foot across so it’s near the opposite hand. bend the knee as generously as you want - the closer it is to being parallel with your body, the deeper the stretch. rest here, or go down to your elbows, or even lay forward as you advance in the pose. hold for 5 breaths.
  • seated wide-legged forward fold - extend both legs wide as far as is comfortable. rest here, and then bend forward with a straight back. i also like to stretch by reaching toward one foot and then the other.
  • head-to-knee forward bend - extend one leg and bend the other at the knee. gently bring your head to your knee while keeping your back straight and your core engaged. if you can’t get down far, just keep your back straight and hold for 3-5 breaths.
  • wind relieving pose - come on to your back, bend one knee and interlace your fingers on your shin bone, about two inches below the knee. pull gently toward your body, keeping your back flush with the ground and engaging your core. you can also rotate your knee gently here.
  • happy baby pose - bend legs and grab for the inside of your heels, and try to keep your back completely flush with the mat - this will give you the deepest stretch in this pose! you can also roll a bit to massage your lower back. 
  • reclining goddess pose - release legs from happy baby and let them fall open to the floor. try to keep your lower back close to the ground and put arms wherever is comfortable. relax here and appreciate your fantastic body! 

hopefully this helps to answer some questions about hip openers! these the poses i focused on when i was trying to achieve the splits, but having loose hips can help with all kinds of other yoga poses and can also release a lot of tension from your lower back. happy hip-opening! :)

mat: Manduka Pro Black Sage

clothes: sports bra - lululemon flow Y IV, shorts - nike, hoodie - lululemon scuba, socks - smartwool

Great for dancers and anyone with tight hips!

god I need this not just for sex get your head out of the gutter my hips give me fits on a daily basis just walking 


cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now